Britney´s Little Sister Is Pregnant
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 27
Jamie Lynn Spears, the hope of the Spears clan, the Britney in waiting, has gone and gotten herself pregnant at the tender age of 16, which I believe is illegal in the good ol´ US of A, seeing as the age of consent is 18. How about a little statutory rape to go with your illegitimate pregnancy y´all?
Nickleodeon (the guys who are now going to dump her from their shows as she´s now forever typecast herself into the teenage slut role, which has no place in a healthy family network) had this to say: "We respect Jamie Lynn´s decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn´s well being."
At least Jamie Lynn will have the guidance of an older and wiser sister to get her through the difficulties of pregnancy, birth, and child rearing. Watch out LA gas stations, there´s another Spears on the scene, and this one is barely legal – for a driver´s license.
Oh, and in other fun facts, just in case you were wondering how Mama Spears was so negligent as to let her 16 year old get knocked up, well, apparently Jamie Lynn was living with her boyfriend.
I just can´t wait until that parenting book Britney´s mom is writing comes out.
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Category: gossip | Online: December 20 2007
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