http://www.www.newau.net Paparazzi Madness en-us http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7647.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7647.htm Ever since Mischa Bartons character got killed off on The OC, things have been a little difficult for her. Personally I imagine her a little like Joey from Friends sitting around in her apartment, talking to a chicken, and dodging the landlord for her overdue rent payments. But Mischa Barton has made a come back in much the same way that all washed up female stars make a come back by getting her clothes off. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7648.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7648.htm There may yet be some hope for Lindsay Lohans struggling career. Quentin Tarantino came out to OK! Magazine about his love for Lindsay at the 68th Annual Golden Globe nominations, saying: "[Lohan] is one of the best actresses in Hollywood... I could cast Lindsay in almost anything!" gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7649.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7649.htm Friends of Amy Winehouse are saying that Amy is definitely getting clean in the New Year. I dont know about you guys, but thats about the most believable thing I think Ive ever heard. Junkie promises + New Years Resolution = 100% Truth, right She did quit her tour because she wanted to get clean... gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7650.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7650.htm Its kind of funny that a mentally ill pop star behaving like a 10 year old is actually running circles around some of the finest lawyers that money can buy. For the last year, Kevin Federlines lawyers have been trying to get Britney on the stand to answer questions and prove that she is an unfit mother, and for the fourth time she has evaded their attempts with barely any effort at all. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7639.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7639.htm Britney Spears called in sick on her deposition the other day, claiming that she was sick with anxiety. The deposition was to ask her some pretty personal questions about her behavior over the last few years, and Britney made it four times in a row to skip out on it, making her lawyers claim that she was too filled with anxiety to possibly face any questions. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7642.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7642.htm Kim Kardashian got nasty at a recent awards ceremony where she was due to present an award to J R Rotem (the guy who keeps banging Britney, apparently almost odd with her, and is rumored to have knocked her up yet again.) All was going well until JR decided that he wasnt enough of a laughing stock already and started making all kinds of ridiculous demands. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7640.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7640.htm Paris really is taking her role in the world much more seriously these days, which is why she posed naked and covered in gold paint in the Mojave Desert in order to support a scheme whereby water is taken from icebergs and transported to relieve drought. Given that the polar ice caps are melting at an accelerated rate by the time they actually get to the icebergs it may all be too late... gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7641.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7641.htm Even though shes drinking her ass off in Germany at the moment, what Paris says she really wants this Christmas is a man. In an interview with Vanity Fair, Paris revealed that what she wants for Christmas is: "A man to fall in love with, one for life. Someone that I can start a family with." gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7636.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7636.htm Star Magazine recently ran a charming story about Britney Spears and her evile friend Sam Lufti. I guess there just always has to be a male villain starring in Britneys life. The latest rumors were that Sam had dragged Britney off to Vegas and cajoled her into a quickie wedding in order to get his greasy paws on her fast dwindling fortune. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7634.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7634.htm Say goodbye to the girl with the perfect figure, Jessica Alba has gone and gotten herself pregnant. This means stretch marks, bloating, weight gain, probably yeast infections, and definitely a large object stretching her genital region beyond comprehension. Jessica Albas publicist has confirmed this terrifying story saying: "I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7638.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7638.htm Apparently Tony Parker (Eva Longorias husband) has been one hell of a naughty boy. Not only is he married to the totally hot Eva Longoria, but a sexy French model by the name of Alexandra Paressant is claiming that she has been having an affair with Tony. She claims that she met him at his wedding and that she got his phone number there, later hooking up with him in Paris and Texas. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7637.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7637.htm Britney Spears has been approached by a producer to star in a movie called Sweet Baby Jesus as the mother of the baby Jesus, the Virgin Mary. Us Weekly reported: "Spears, 26, would play a pregnant 19yearold unsure of her babys paternity who goes into labor on Christmas Eve in Bethlehem, Maryland, as rumors swirl that the birth is Jesus Christs second coming." gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7629.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7629.htm I always thought that Pamela Anderson was such a class act, but according to recent reports Pammy went nuts in Vegas over the weekend, getting high off her ass and apparently throwing herself at Criss Angel, who seems sexually linked to every female in the greater Los Angeles area. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7627.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7627.htm There were several pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt released recently in which she wore a bikini and apparently looked a little on the plump side. These pictures have turned out to be more controversial than those ones of prisoners being tormented in Abu Ghraib, and now Janice Dickinson has weighed in on the issue, saying that Jennifer Love Hewitt isnt fat, and explaining that the photos were simply taken at unflattering angles, with poor lighting, on the wrong day of the lunar calendar, blah, blah, and blah. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7628.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7628.htm So, after all these years of calling her a slut, a worthless walking std, and other nasty things, it turns out that Paris actually is a sweet, gentle human being who only wants to help those around her. She was attending a club where a Willy Wonka party was in full swing, so of course, the little people were out in force, dressed as Oompa Loompas. One of the little fellows fell off the stage... gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7626.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7626.htm The Olsens have really gone too far with their latest fashion line which involves the use of fur, and have sparked a massive anti Olsen campaign from PETA which involves video, billboards, and a dress em up game involving clothing skeletal representations of the twins with clothing such as a bludgeoned bunny beret, poodle pelt pashmina, gassed guinea pig gloves, strangled skunk sweater... you get the idea. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7619.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7619.htm A Winona Ryder sex tape has surfaced on YouTube, a dirty, dirty sex tape that features Winona making out with one of those ventriloquists wooden dummies. Well making out with it, and riding it like a pony, oh, and giving it a hand job in the car. Youd be forgiven for thinking that this was the sequel to Girl Interrupted, Girl Interrupted II: The Relapse... gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7620.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7620.htm You know that feeling you get when you walk into a crowded room and you dont know anyone Well Paris knows that feeling too, but unlike you or I, she has a totally suave way of dealing with it. Fox News reports that even though Paris didnt know many people at a party she recently attended, she made up for it by pretending to talk on her cell phone. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7610.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7610.htm There are many downsides to having an incurable junkie boyfriend, and one of them is that after youve broken up, hes quite likely to sell the sex tapes you made together in order to get money to shoot up his arm. Those junkies, theyre such little rascals. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7612.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7612.htm Britney Spears is still going off the rails, but these days she does seem to be reining herself in a little. Instead of taking dramatic head shavingesque action, shes confined her acting out to juvenile activities like stealing small items from gas stations. Over the weekend Britney apparently decided to buy some gum at a gas station, but as she walked out she also snatched a lighter! Wow, shes so bad ass. I cant wait to tell all the kids at the club house about this one. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7611.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7611.htm Maybe its just me, but I just dont get the point of all these open letters that people have been writing lately. It started with Candy Spelling and that damn letter to Britney Spears, and now everyone is doing it. Even Amy Winehouses mom seems to think that telling the world what she wants to say to her daughter is a good idea. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7598.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7598.htm Paris Hilton might be a billionaire heiress, but that doesnt mean she cant act with all the decorum of a 50cent hooker when she wants to. Apparently Paris is still fixated on her on again, off again ex Stavros Niarchos, because she really kind of lost it when he showed up at a club and started hitting on another girl. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7600.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7600.htm There are some pretty wild reports circulating at the moment that the only reason Paris showed up to Britneys birthday is because Britney blackmailed her by threatening to release a sex tape of Paris. Apparently Britney wrote her a letter saying that if she didnt start being nice to people, Britney as going to release a sex tape that featured Paris as the star. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7602.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7602.htm Well, so much for being a good girl now. Lindsay Lohan has allegedly been banned from a hotel in Santa Monica due to the state she left her room in when she and her ex boyfriend (the cheating snowboarder) stayed there. According to Star Magazine, this wasnt just your run of the mill television in the swimming pool kind of mess either, apparently it was more of your junkie gone wild mess... gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7599.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7599.htm Keira Knightley has done a photo shoot with Interview magazine where she gets naked, which is pretty damn awesome. However, Keira seems slightly miffed at the way she always ends up naked when she does these things. When speaking to another publication, the Huffington Post (which sounds way too much like something out of a childrens book to be asking raunchy questions...) gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7593.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7593.htm Mary Carey, the porn star that shot to fame in the non porn world by being embroiled in a legal scandal with Mariah Carey due to the fact that Mariah felt Marys name was too close to her own, is now set to sell her breast implants and donate the proceeds to charity. The implants will be entirely cleaned of her blood and autographed, ready to make the perfect new addition to your home, or perhaps a Christmas gift for that special someone. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7591.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7591.htm The Spice Girls are on their reunion tour, and contrary to many scientific theories and shamanic prophecies, the reunification of this group has not caused meteors to rain from the heavens, nor the earth to be torn asunder with a great wailing and plagues of cockroaches. Thats the good news. The bad news is that Scary Spice is apparently trying to behave in what one might call a lesbian sort of way... gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7592.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7592.htm Angelina Jolie has been named sexiest movie actress of the year by Empire Magazine, and shes also in demand by a Filipino farmers group who have been trying to get Angelina to come to their country for the past two years to witness the mass amounts of displaced people who are losing their homes due to military action. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7594.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7594.htm Britneys album may have bombed, but its been a pretty good year to buy Britney related paraphernalia. Over 34,000 Britney related items have been sold on Ebay alone this year, and include items such as disposable lighters, which seems like a super awesome piece of memorabilia to have. Its the sort of thing youd accidentally throw into a fire and laugh as it exploded... gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7584.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7584.htm In spite of the fact that Amy Winehouse has brought new meaning to the word trainwreck with a string of performances that made Britney Spears VMA debacle look like a well honed Fred Astaire number, she has still managed to garner seven nominations for the 50th Annual Grammy Awards. Amy has been nominated in the categories of record of the year, album of the year, song of the year, and best new artist, amongst other categories. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7585.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7585.htm Because things havent been going well for Britney lately, shes decided to take charge and get herself straightened up. This doesnt mean that shell be attending parenting classes, or promoting her bombing album, but it does mean she will spend a vast amount of time being sliced and diced in the name of looking prettier. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7586.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7586.htm In defiance of all the usual laws of therapy, Lily Allen has been advised to quit her journey of self exploration and understanding due to the fact that she is happy with her new boyfriend. Apparently all you guys out there who see therapists dont need to do that, you just need to get yourself some good old fashioned puppy love. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7587.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7587.htm Want to know how to make a relationship work Then look no further than Dolly Parton. Not only did she rescue us from the dark ages before really really big tits were considered popular, she has also managed to hold together a marriage for over 40 years. In Hollywood time, thats closer to 400 years, so, you know, you should pay attention if you want to have a happy marriage. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7582.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7582.htm Thats the latest revelation from the most well preserved Spice Girl. According to an interview in Elle Magazine, her husband, the infamous ladies man David Beckham just never stops ravishing her. At least thats what I gathered from her not so coy comments on the subject. Victoria said: I sleep naked. You dont sleep with David Beckham. Im going to be naked if Im getting in bed with him every night. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7579.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7579.htm What do you do to keep body and soul when youre an out of work sex fiend actress Well you try and get people to pay you to show up places. Thats how Lindsay is turning a buck these days, and Tara Reid thought shed try her hand at it whilst in Australia. Once she hit the streets of kangaroo country, she put the word out that she would show up to clubs for the sum of $30,000. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7580.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7580.htm Its so hard to be a good girl these days, especially when youre a young Hollywood star. However Hayden Panettiere plans to make sure that her behavior remains above reproach, and that her name is never dragged through the mud by unscrupulous tabloids capitalizing on her misfortune, and poking fun at her cellulite. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7581.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7581.htm The most important thing on Scarlett Johanssons mind at present is what people think about her nose. So, for the record, Miss Scarlett would like you to know that her nose is entirely natural. She is currently suing Us Weekly for daring to say that she had undergone plastic surgery to create the perky little wonder that adorns the middle of her face. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7572.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7572.htm Ushers wife is sick of being ugly because shes black. I hadnt realized that being black made you ugly, but according to Tameka Foster, being black = ugly for many black women. In a recent issue of Essence magazine she took issue with the black female fans of Usher who apparently say that she aint pretty. Tameka says: "We dont like ourselves." gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7573.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7573.htm Britney Spears might be crazy, but shes not totally stupid. Shes actually been making some pretty good decisions lately, like blowing off Rolling Stone magazine who wanted to do a photo shoot with her. Now, on the surface, that sounds like yet another bad idea, until you learn that Rolling Stone apparently quite often does photo shoots with celebrities and then doesnt actually use the pictures... gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7574.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7574.htm Ever wondered what Sylvester Stallone was like in bed Well thanks to Janice Dickinson, you dont have to wonder anymore. Apparently hes excellent lover, though perhaps very slightly overcharged with testosterone. Janice says: "Sly was a great lover. He dressed up as an army officer for sex and he shot his gun off in the back yard a lot. He was weird." gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7575.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7575.htm Its been over 24 hours since Amy Winehouse stumbled out of her house at 5.45 am into the freezing cold wearing only a bra and jeans and crying. 24 hours is a pretty long period of time to concoct a resonable sounding lie, but her rep is still sticking with the Amy heard a noise and went outside to investigate, story. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7562.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7562.htm Paris Hilton and Britney Spears joined forces again over Britney Spears birthday. Even though Britney gave Paris the shaft a few months ago, apparently theyve managed to put their differences behind them in search of the perfect party. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7563.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7563.htm Its only fair that I warn you that reading this and looking at these pictures may actually cause a loss of sensation in your genitals for, hmm, the rest of your life. Some creatures were simply never meant to be seen in their lingerie, so view at your own risk. Amy Winehouse recently went out for an early morning walk wearing nothing but her bra and some jeans in freezing temperatures at around 34 am. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7564.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7564.htm At least someone in the Winehouse clan has some sense. Before Amy bailed out of her tour altogether last week, her dad managed to run off at least one druggie loser guy, someone you might be familiar with who goes by the name of Pete Doherty. Pete was hanging around backstage at Amys concert, perhaps waiting for her to finish the concert, or more likely forge that she was giving a concert... gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7565.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7565.htm Apparently Paris Hilton is unaware that stuffing collagen into your lips until they look like theyre about to explode and youre forced to pout constantly isnt exactly the best of looks. Speaking of things that dont look good, how about climbing into the wrong car by accident and having to clamber over some strange guy in order to get out Thats exactly what Paris is doing in these pictures. Tut tut. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7549.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7549.htm You might vaguely remember an incident a few months ago where Akon picked up a 15 year old fan who had thrown something at him and tossed him off the stage and into the crowd. Well, the incredibly slow moving wheels of justice have finally creaked around, and he has been summoned to appear in court to face charges of endangering the welfare of a minor, and second degree harassment. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7550.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7550.htm Lindsay Lohan really seems to be on the bare bones of her ass now that she is done with rehab and lost a good half of her life in the process. Apparently shes been trying some new ways to make cash, including staging pictures of her and the family around the Thanksgiving table and trying to sell them for $250,000. Surprisingly enough, there were no buyers at that price. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7551.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7551.htm So about the same time she was showing the whole world her panties, Katie Price also decided that the really classy thing to do would be to make out with her sister. I cant believe somebody actually did something that makes me have more respect for the Hilton sisters than them. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7539.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7539.htm In a bid to show that its not just the young and the mentally insane that run about showing their panties, Katie Price decided for some inexplicable reason to hike up her skirt and show off her panties to waiting paparazzi recently. The panties read Mrs Andre. I guess thats so all the people riding her can remember which rich celebrity slut wife they banged in the toilets that time. gossip http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7540.htm http://www.www.newau.net/index~id~7540.htm Pamela Anderson has announced that she will be retiring in five years time. Seeing as Im not entirely sure what she does now, I have to guess that retiring means shell be having her implants taken out and letting herself go. (They tell me shes currently employed as an assistant to some magician. Is that even work ) gossip